So I'm sitting in my room, just got home from work, taking my shoes off... And suddenly I hear a noise, a noise that reached down deep into the depths of my soul and slapped me upside the head screaming "Pay Attention To Me!!!!!"
And what could that possibly be, you ask?
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The ice cream truck music.... Yes, folks, suddenly, inconceivably, there was an ice cream truck driving down the road behind my house. You couldn't have gotten a stronger reaction out of me if you'd set me down in London during World War II and blew an air raid siren. Fifteen years since I've seen one in this neighborhood, and it took exactly *fifteen seconds* for the notes of that music to filter into my brain and set off bells and fireworks. The adrenaline rushed through me like an electric shock. I vaulted off my bed, rocketed out of the house fast enough to nearly take the door off the hinges, and tore off down the street with my wallet in my hand. A 33 year old, 270 lb. man charging down the street like the mythical Juggernaut with a maniacal gleam in his eye and a dollar in his hand... For the first time in a dozen years, I tasted a Screwball (cherry ice with a gumball at the bottom). If you fed me ambrosia after a millenium of filling in for that guy in Hell who can never reach the grapes hanging from the tree, it wouldn't have tasted anywhere near as good...