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McPhallus

Humorous, diverse, thoughtful, horny, passionate, imaginative. As a couple with Bi Wife looking for bi female or couple. Solo on one, or MFM. Will blocking users who have no profile description and others who share no personal photos. If you want to look and comment, please share something of yourself. Creepy when you don't. If you have only name, age, and sex, if you've only put in the minimal effort, you'll be blocked. 🚫

65 years old
Couple
4,202 views
Joined 10 years ago

About Me

I am:

Couple

Location:

Atlanta, Georgia, United States

Sexual Preference:

Girls

Am Seeking:

A bi girl

Marital Status:

Married

Children:

None

McPhallus's best photos

She gets sore if we play more than a couple of hours.

All photos

My Current Status

I got shot yesterday. Twice. Arms are a bit sore. Pulled off the bandaids this morning.

All statuses

Interests

Arts / Crafts

Athletics

Baseball / Softball

Cars / Motorcycles

Computers / Internet

Cooking

Cycling

Food / Wine

Football / Soccer / Rugby

Gym / Aerobics

Hiking / Camping

Literature / History

Movies / Cinema

Museums / Galleries

Music

Nature

Politics

Volunteer / Charity

Yoga / Meditation

Photography

Drumming

Cycling

Fucking

Zodiac

Libra

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Casual Chat Room Talk

An Affair

A New Friend

Cyber Sex w-out/cam

Cyber Sex w/cam

Group Sex

Erotic Story Telling

A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

MovieSo many. "Mystery Train", "Clerks" "Dr Zhivago"

Actor / ActressHelena Bonham Carter, Bernadette Peters,

AuthorVonnegut, Tom Clancy and others

BandMost all, symphonic, rock, rap, jazz, pop.

PastimeSex, bicycling, drumming.

DrinkWater, Juice, Guinness, Scotch.

SportCycling ????? NCAA Football, Baseball, Olympics

FoodPasta and...

TV ShowYouTube, streaming.

Sex positionAll

My Professional Life

Education:

College

Employment Status:

Full Time

Industry:

Computer related / Hardware

Job Role:

Technical

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:

Caucasian (White)

Body Type:

Athletic

Body Shape:

Weight:

175lbs (12st 7lbs) (79.4kg)

Height:

6' 2" (188cm)

Eye Colour:

Green

Hair Colour:

Light Brown

Best Feature:

Pubic Hair:

Trimmed

Tatoos:

None

Piercings:

None

Penis Length:

8" (20.3cm)

Penis Girth:

Circumcised:

Yes

Breasts:

Natural

Bra Cup Size:

Bust:

34" (86cm)

Waist:

Hips:

Lifestyle

Smoking:

Drinking:

Socially

Food Preference:

Religion:

Spiritual but not religious

Sense of Humour:

Dry / Sarcastic

Social Behaviour:

Shy

Personality:

Home body

Libido:

High

Kinkiest place I've had sex:

With a smallgroup of people watching. In between a row of hanging dry cleaning, back against glass window, in view of the rest of the store / laundromat.