Melbmanaus

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Well im wonderfull, almost perfect, but i had an accident as a child. I fell from a tree.... It was an "Ugly Tree" and i got hit by every branch on the way down. Lucky for me, im Big and Strong and mean looking, thus ive led a life of little fear, but now girls dont want to go out with me...so it would apear, i got screwed on my application form in heaven, before i was delivered to the "Last Moon" (a.k.a "Earth") But shit happens...and im working on becoming filthy rich and having trophy GF...who use me for money, and i use them for companionship.

  • This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 18.9 years ago)
  • 48 years old
  • Male
  • Joined 18 years ago
  • 66 views

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Victoria, Australia
Sexual Preference:
Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:
Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
None

Interests

Billiards / Pool / Darts
Boxing / Wrestling
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Gym / Aerobics
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Music
Politics
Religion
Theatre / Ballet

Zodiac

None specified

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Casual Chat Room Talk
Hard Core Action
A Private Photo Shoot
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w-out/cam
Group Sex
A Homosexual Encounter
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

DrinkJim Beam/Slate Bourbon ..Coke (Zero)
SportUnion
Foodpizza
ThingDj equiptment
Sex positionDoggie and oral, on top.

My Professional Life

Education:
Employment Status:
Industry:
Job Role:

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Overweight
Body Shape:
Weight:
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Eye Colour:
Hair Colour:
Best Feature:
Cock
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
7" (17.8cm)
Penis Girth:
5" (12.7cm)
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Daily
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Joker
Libido:
Rampant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:

Self Description

What makes me happy Being appreciated.
What makes me sad Homelessness, and poverty in general. Governments can afford $30mill for 1 Jet plane...which will never get used except for trials and training...yet every second someone dies of starvation.....go figuer... Human..or Animal...or xxxxx...what are we??
What makes me mad Fakes....shallow people, snobs...cause they are never as good as they say.
My bad habits Everything....damn do i need a makeover.

My Final Thought

If I was US President...

Id be Voted in On Friday...Assasinated..Saturday, Buried on Sunday...and they would go back to work on Monday, if i were president. Melbmanaus

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