Mickxxx's blog post - My mother-in-law.

My mother-in-law is such a pisser. She’s 78 and is so down to earth and tells ya like it is with this wacky sense of humor and she’s still sharp as a tac. She reminds of the comic strip Maxine. Check out the email she sent us the other day. She cracks me up:


I'M getting ready for my colonoscopy, oh boy! I have to be at the hospital at 9:15am. They have had me living on clear liquids for the last two days, plus today. My third day of no food -- I could eat the paint off the wall. This is just a routine checkup.

That jerk of a doctor has discharged me as being okay now, and my blood count is up and I don't have to go to the hospital for shots anymore. Everything is A-OK now. I've been off oxygen for several weeks now. My oxygen intake is up to acceptable now.

I'm going to go through the drive-thru for FOOD on my way home from the hospital. Someone has to drive me. I'm afraid to go into a restaurant today for fear I might shart and mess my pants.

Love, Mom