This is absolutely true. The names have been omitted to protect the, ahem, innocent...
A couple of years ago an ex of mine started working in a shop I go to regularly. We've been on good terms for a long time so it wasn't a problem.
One night a few months ago she sent me a friend request on Facebook. Again, nothing unusual - it's about her 5th profile. So, as usual, I accepted.
Only, this time, about an hour later my phone rang... "Well, I know who this is!" I answered and, sure enough, I heard a familiar voice, having obviously had a few drinks...
After a bit of general chitchat and some catching up, she brought up her ex. My best mate. Yes, I broke the rules...
Her: He could never understand it. He was so pissed off! "Is his cock bigger than mine?" Me: 😂 Her: You didn't ask how I answered... Me: Well, no. Because that would have been me asking the same question! Her: I told his his was bigger, but yours was *harder*. I mean, you were this skinny runt with this fucking... *thing* sticking out in front of you! Me: 😂 Her: You do have a very nice cock... Me: Well, thank you... 🤭😂 Her: So, there you go - you can go and have a wank about that now! Me: what a pity I've already had one! 😂
Considering the last time she saw it was 15 years ago, I must have made an impression! 😂 |