Mr Marlboro
Gift PremiumI'm your cigarette man, I do the best I can. Do as I: Inhale, don't blow it! You'll get the feeling & you know it... When the smoke gets to your brain... It makes you quite insane...
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006, 9:12:01 PM- A few more anagrams | ||
I got a few PM's about my anagrams so I made a few more. Barefoot Babe= Boob beat fear (yes, any day of the week!) sexcrazedcouple = Czar cued sex pole (did he now?) beachdreamz = He be mad czar (sure, if he cued a sex pole.) chewiebacca = Ace a web chic (who wouldn't want to?) Dream Angel = Lame danger (nope, don't believe that at all.) PlatinumWolf = Plow a nut MILF (wouldn't say no to that either.) very very bad girl = Very girly adverb (is it?) Oral rim mobster (Mister Marlboro) | ||
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Monday, October 9, 2006, 6:12:34 PM- *Sigh* | ||
So horny, and not a woman in sight! | ||
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Thursday, September 7, 2006, 9:18:28 PM- a little erotic story | ||
The bell tinkled lightly as the door opened and closed. "Be with you in a minute," I called from the back room. "I’ll wait," said a lady voice. I finished putting away the stock, wiped my hands and came out front. I stopped midst ride. On the other side of the counter was a strikingly good looking woman in, what looked like, her early thirties. She was standing sideways and light from the window passed easily through her thin dress. It was obvious she wore little or nothing underneath it. She turned towards me. "Hello. I would like some portraits taken of me. You see, I want to do a photo series for my husband. Do you do nudes?" she asked calmly. "We usually take our own pictures but this time I want to surprise him." I couldn't believe what I was hearing. "Uh, well, not generally," I finally answered, not trusting my voice. "But you will if the money is good enough?" "Excuse me lady, but it's not the money. The subject has to have the right qualities. I'm very picky with nudes." "Very well put. It looks like I've come to the right place. I wouldn't want just any shutter hack snapping away just see my naked body. Maybe these will convince you," she said opening the front of her dress. She exposed her naked breasts, cupped them and held them out for me to gaze at. "Marvelous," I mumbled. "Extremely nice, but I think you should cover them before somebody else walks in and sees you. If you will step in the back I think I can give you what you want." "My name in Amy," she said, "and I want complete and total nudity of my body. I already know the poses I will be using and expect you to follow with your camera. At no time are you to stop shooting unless I say, understood? We'll start with my original pose." I gathered my equipment and started shooting. Amy was bent slightly and again cupping her perfect breasts. She partly lay on the prop bed resting on one arm with her dress wide open then she sat up. Now Amy removed her dress and turned around. She was on her hands and knees, her naked buttocks tight looking. When she again faced me I could get a good look at her breast. They looked very firm and great. Actually, her whole body looked great! Her nipples began to swell thick and hard and I felt that I was getting in that state as well. "Now comes the part I like best," she said laying on her back. She spread her legs and showed him her shaved sex. "It works best for me if you take off your clothes. Having my portrait taken in the nude makes me hot and I like the photographer to show me what he has." I hesitated only a moment before ripping off my clothes. When my pants dropped my eight inch thick erection bounced eagerly. Amy eyed it with great interest. "My, I think you will do very nicely," she said laying back and keeping her eyes on my erection. I put the camera on auto and began whizzing through the roll of film. I stopped to change rolls and started fast shooting again. Amy was rubbing herself between her legs and squeezing her breasts. I moved all around catching her each time she shifted her hands. By now both of us were extremely aroused. Amy was moaning and dipping two fingers inside her sex. She harshly rubbed the hard nub of her clit and climaxed for the camera. I lay the camera down and knelt beside her. Amy opened her eyes and saw my erection inches from her face. Without a word she grasped it and pulled it closer to her mouth. Her lips parted and she engulfed well over half of it. I fumbled around and finally found one breast and began squeezing it. It was just as firm as I thought it would be. Amy released my organ and looked into my eyes. "Fuck me," she mouthed soundlessly. "Fuck my cunt and cum with me." I was between her legs in an instant. My cockhead was swollen yet easily slipped between her extremely wet lips. I slowly drove my hips down and slid fully inside her body. Amy gasped loudly, flicked her clit once and climaxed burning my shaft with her juice. Together we began to rock as I pulled back and plunged back inside her. She played with her breasts and squeezed them tightly as she moaned for me to fuck her. My hard cock was slick from another of her climaxes and my nuts were pulling up tight. I moved faster and harder knowing my orgasm was only seconds away. Amy sensed my impending eruption and moved with me. She met my pounding hips and ramming cock with hard upwards thrusts of her own taking me as deep as I ever could enter. Suddenly my body went stiff as my thrusting cock swelled thicker. I erupted hard as huge thick streams of cum filled her cunt. My balls empty and her final climax over we parted and lay panting on the prop bed. Nothing was said as Amy dressed. I watched as she lay a hundred dollar bill on the table beside me. "For the portraits," she explained. "I’ll be back end of the week. If I like them I'll be back for more...and maybe I'll bring my hubby as well." She turned and walked out. Did it happen? Who knows, maybe some day XXX Mr "say cheese" Marlboro | ||
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Thursday, September 7, 2006, 3:23:27 PM- Hurraaaah!! | ||||||
...I've stopped barfing. Never thought I'd feel happy for such small improvement. Well, I just thought I'd stopp by and say hi to everyone and then it's back to bed... XXX Mr "sniffles" Marlboro | ||||||
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Wednesday, September 6, 2006, 8:42:55 PM- Bummer day | ||
Today I haven't done anything productive at all. I stayed home from work because I have a fever. So the only thing I've done today is drinking tea and watching TV. (What a load of crap they broadcast during the day!!) ...and now I'm going to take a few aspirins and go directly to bed. | ||
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Tuesday, September 5, 2006, 6:55:46 PM- Amazing facts of the world | ||
Sex is a great way to meet people and it will never happen to you. Sex was invented by Benjamin Franklin. Don't believe me? Check it out: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sex# | ||
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Monday, September 4, 2006, 5:20:53 PM- 70's nostalgia | ||
You're probably a child of the 70's if... ...a color picture of you as a child always have something in "plaid" in it. ...body piercing was something new. ...words like "Intellivision", "Atari", "Vic64" or "Coleco" bring a smile to your face. ...you're mad that you missed the 60's, remember most of the 70's, feel you wasted your time in the 80's and still don't know what the 90's was all about. ...you remember music called "alternative"...and it really was! ...you find yourself using frazes like "When I was young" ...you remember when "going out for a cup of coffee" didn't mean you had to choose between 9,000 different kinds. ...you ever dressed like Madonna, Cyndi Lauper or someone in Duran Duran. ...your first kiss was during a slow dance, listening to "Lady in red" by Chris De Burgh. ...you still think 1982 is the best movie year ever, giving you such classics as Poltergeist, ET and Tron. ...you go through the roof when you realize your age falls under the category "25—40" in all magazine tests. ...your hair, at least once during the 80's, only could be classified as "I'm just trying this out"-phase. ...you notice you don't understand half of the shiat they say on MTV. ..."Tainted love" was played by Soft Cell and not Marilyn Manson. (And your parents will remember it with Gloria Jones.) ...you know who shot J.R. ...the coolest kid on the block was the one with a VCR. ...you didn't have internet. Instead you had to go out on discos to meet new interesting people. | ||
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Sunday, September 3, 2006, 8:20:59 PM- Don't you just hate... | ||
...when one of your socks have a little hole in them and your big toe keep sticking out all the time? And you try, try and try to wiggle your toe back in there...and when you finally succeed you try to make a fist with your toes in a feeble attempt to get a grip of your sock and thus closing the hole in it. This is exactly the kind of underpants I have on today XXX Mr "ants in my pants" Marlboro | ||
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Saturday, September 2, 2006, 8:15:26 PM- Question | ||
OK, I just read that 60% of the time this particular thing is done alone. What is it? (Answer further down.) I find the answer very sad and disturbing. Do you do this or have you ever done it? Reversed answer: eivom detner a hctaw | ||
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Friday, September 1, 2006, 9:03:11 PM- I just had an epifany!! | ||||||
Quick, everybody get naked and jump into this tub of lard!! ...no, wait. That won't work. Well back to the drawing board. | ||||||
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