Mr Strong's blog post - I' ll tell you a story bout midgets

Last thing I would want to do is offend someone who is vertically challenged, I think midgets are great, they can get into those hard to get to areas because their small. However I once had a run in with the smallest midget I ever met. I think he was 3 foot something. He was after me cause I cut him off with my car or somethin, I was surprised he could drive never mind the big car he hopped out of.
He charged at me screamin and shakin his fist tellin me he is gonna knock my block off, I kept thinkin he was santas elf from hell. I put hands out to the sides and said "if you want to hit, then hit me!" the angry little elf replied "and have you put me on an asault charge!" I just starred at him, towering over him at twice his height and being trained in Martial arts thinkin yeah right. I was thinkin more the lines of when he attacked, grabbing hold of him and dwarf throwing as far as I could...
He eventually got back in his car and pissed off.....He was an angry little C#*T.

This story was especially for Roller Girl...
Everyone else that took time to read it I hope You enjoyed it!