Mr Strong's blog post - Refurbishing.

Almost ten years ago now, I had a girlfriend who shared a house with some "friends". I use to visit her at this house and her house mates all waysuse to come across as quite snobish and looked down at their nose at us. Then oneday the house mates moved out and did a bodgy,leaving my girlfriend to pay for all the house cleaning herself which I found completely unfair especially when she had only just moved in and her house mates had lived there for years. Make matters worse her housemates had moved together else where and called to say they were coming around to collect all the furniture in the house as its theirs which would leave my Girlfriend and I with next to nothing.
With Girlfriend quite upset in tears, I comforted her.
The affection soon started becoming intimate, I said lets Fuck on their precious lounge, "no I could'nt!" she said "why not!" I said. With that we soon going for it Hammer and Tongs on her house mates lounges. I even made her to hump the arm rests of the lounges with her dripping wet smoo. It was Great!
I looked across the room and said "their taking the kitchen table to aren't they?""yes"she replied, I said "we'll they'll be having dinner on a table we fucked on". She smiled and said" yeah thats right! We are so wicked!" We wen't for it on the table pounding hard with sweat pouring off our bodies wiping on to the wood of the table, we started to feel the legs of the table begin to bend. We dicided to finish the deed on the Lounges. Covered in sweat she rode me on top with me sitted in the lounge and we could feel the frame of the chair giving way and springs letting go but we didn't care... We both came to the most amazing climax and we were completely exhausted.
Following day the old house mate bitches came to collect their furniture and I never forget the horrified expressions on their faces. However their furniture looked Fucked! Literally!
To this day I don't feel bad for them, because for me to explain in this blog what nasty bitches they were would be another long story. Most of all it was a Great Sex Frenzy to get them back. It was just Great Sex!