Mr Strong's blog post - twisted tale Part 2. continued...........

Ralph opens the closet we he finds SSSnake hiding in there with the end of his long slivery tale wrapped around a bag with Ralphs hard earned savings dropping out of it. "Give me or my money back SSSnake!! or I'll....." Ralph shouted then suddenly SSSnake strikes Ralph and Ralph drops to the floor and passes out from the venomous bite.
SSSnake is free to sliver away with his new spoils out of Ralphs house.
Next day Ralph comes too feeling abit groggy, now a law abiding animal, he calls the authorites and waits for them to arrive.
Afternoon arrives and yet none shows, he makes another call and he is told that it is really busy but someone will be there shortly. Nightfalls and Ralph goes stuff this! I going to be late for work! So Ralph jimmys the door shut and races to the watering hole to work. He arrives, puts his appron on and immediately starts work cleaning glasses the bar and serving drinks and looks in front of him to see the three little pigs drinking down another round. "You look like hell Ralph!" said the three little pigs. "What you expect? I got robbed and attacked in my own home, then spent all days waiting for you guys to turn up!" The Goat who is the Manager of the Bar walks in and says " naa glad you could turn up...... your late.... I will be docking your pay and if this happens again.... you wont be working here!" "I was robbed" explained Ralph "I have a business to run and don't argue with me!" the Goat replied as he trotted off.
"Surprising you put up with that Ralph!" said the three little pigs. "Well I need the job if I'm to stay good. What you guys gonna do bout SSSnake and getting me my money back?" The three little pigs all nervously took a swig of their beers and looked at each other and replied "we would like to help you Ralph but theres no guarantee we going to be able to recover your money, besides, do you realllly want us to risk our bacon for you when at best we haul SSSnake in and the Turkey down the Court house would just lets him go?" "Hmmmmmm" goes Ralph shaking his head.
Goat trotts back in and says "I dont see much drinks going out, money coming in!" then trotts back out again.
The three little pigs piped up and said to Ralph"why put up with poor pay and crap from the Goat when you could make better income with us?" "you serious!" snarled Ralph turnin his nose up. "Sure we" are replied the three little pigs "we make enough that we have all can pay off our Cavity Bricks homes which is much better that that dump of a timber house you rent!"" Plus you have really turned you life around, with you life experience, fitness, instincts and a university degree horiticulture we think you would be a great asset.""and you get a gun!" two pigs frown at the third pig that made the remark about the gun "What!" the third pig questioned. Ralph puts his paw to his jaw and is in serious thought.
The Goat storms back in "naaa what have you benn doing since I've been gone.....nothing? it's the third time I've spoken to you tonight. if I have to speak to you again you are Fired!!! right yes Fired....... out on yourear understand? nnaaa" Ralph looks at the three little pigs and sees them smuggly smilling and nodding their heads and looks at the Goat who is still kicking and starring at the ground and muttering."There will be no need for you to fire me" said Ralph "naa good get on with your work!" replied the goat "No! I quit!" Ralph exclaimed. "naaaaa but whos going to run the bar?" the goat screeched. "Not my problem!" said Ralph

to be continued....................