MrBhere4u's blog post - Tripple expresso needed

I had a call from a lady who I would call one of the “casserole ladies” yesterday. There was fund raising dinner last night and I “had” to go. Anyway, I’ll call her Joan, called and asked if I would take her to this fund raiser, as it was raining and she hates to drive at night in the rain. I said yes as I was going anyway and what the heck I’d have someone to talk to in the car. I went to pick her up at the agreed to time got my umbrella out, I was met at the door, Joan was ready to go…..I was in hopes of a pre-dinner drink…no luck. As we are driving Joan says she heard from Mary Sue that I was very mechanically inclined. I said was able to help Mary Sue with her problem and was glad to do so. “Well how kinky are you?” Joan asks

“How Kinky are you I respond.”

“I have lots of toys, how do you think Mary Sue knew what to get , heck she has tried all of mine at least twice some more than that” Joan says.

I say “Well you haven’t answered the question have you?”

“Nope and neither have you.” Joan responds.

“Ok I love every hole put on a lady and would enjoy filling each up with my cum in one night. Now that for starters…

Joan responds “well she would like the be fucked in the ass while her vibrator was in her pussy.”

WOW heck I didn’t think Joan knew how to use word cock, ass, vibrator and fucked all together and sure as hell not like that.

I said I thought that would be a fun way to spend some time! We got to party and I checked her coat got a glass of red wine and she mingled with people and I the same. All the time I couldn’t get out of my mind her ass in the air and my cock in her ass. Well guys would ask me how things are going and ladies would ask how I was getting along, I made polite noise about life is getting better and all that stuff but I couldn’t get our conversation out of my head. I decided it was the a classic example of “casserole ladies” run amuck. Oh well lets have another beer and rubber chicken for dinner and move on. Man was I wrong! Joan was seated next to me at the dinner table she hands me something and says “will you hold this until we leave?” Ok I say…MY goodness its thong underwear! I pocket it and Joan leans over and says” I got nothing under this dress but a shave pussy, what do you think of that?” Well shit I feel my pants getting tight. Joan says to the hostess of the table that that we have to leave early, as she lots of work in the morning and I am driving her so I have agreed to make it an early evening.

Fast forward…as I sure hell didn’t pay attention to the speaker or any of the other stuff that was going on…my mind was swimming with the thoughts of Joan handing my her thong undies and saying she had a shaved pussy and getting fucked in the ass while her vibrator was in her pussy….sorry very limited capacity to process more than that.

Well let’s just say Joan has a hell of a collection of toys and we used a lot of them last night. Hell she fucked me with one while she sucked me, Oh yeah she loves snowballs…I need a triple espresso today to get to the office