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1. How often do you think about sex?

Once a day

A few times a day

Once an hour

*Every five minutes

Constantly!

2. How often do you read and/or write erotica?

Never

Rarely

Occasionally (a couple times a month)

*Often (a few times a week)

As often as I can (most days of the week)

3. How often do you watch porn?

Never

Rarely

Sometimes

*Often

Every chance I get

4. How many times do you have sex per week? (Masturbation included.)

Zero to two times

Three to nine times

10 to 15 times

*16 to 25 times

25+ times

5.Where do you masturbate?


Locked in the bathroom

*In my room (door unlocked)

When no one is home, anywhere and on anything in the house!

In front of a window (or anywhere someone might SEE me)

In a risky public place (anywhere someone might FIND me)

6.How do you dress?

Like a horny slut

conservatively

stylishly

Whatever's "in" and sexy

* comfortably

7. How do you act around people?

Fun and playful

Flirtatiously

Like the slut/player I am

Calm, dark and sexy

*Cool and collected

8. How many of these do you own?
Sex toys, frilly or sexy lingerie, whips, cuffs, chains, etc., stripper heels (4 inches or higher), etc.

*none

one to five

five to 10

MORE

9. What do you do in your free time?

*Masturbate/Have sex

Read/write erotica

*Watch porn

Something else while fantasizing about sex

Something else completely different...no sex

10. How much sexual content is on your cell phone? (Not on the internet, pictures, videos, audio, anything sexual.)

There's no sexual content on my cell phone

A few sexy pictures

Some porn videos

*Some hot pics and porn/audio erotica

Hot pics, porn and audio erotica

Sex Questionnaire

1: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Sex is always good

2: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Harley Quinn

3: Something that never fails to make you horny: A naked woman

4: Where is one place you would never have sex: I can't think of a place I wouldn't

5: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: idk

6: Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity? I've woke up hard and wanted sex

7: Tell me your wettest dream? I've had a lot of sexual dreams

8: Top or bottom? Top

9: Ever kissed someone of the same sex? No

10: Home alone and you're bored. What do you do? Most days I masturbate

11: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: NN on my computer

12: Are you a touchy feel person? Yes

13: Does a massage get you wet? Yes if they massage the right spot I get hard

14: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Yes

15: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that? Kissing me

16: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? No

17: Ever left the house without wearing any underwear? Yes

18: What do you wear when you go to bed? Nothing

19: Biggest turn on: Hot women

20: Worst possible time to get horny: In class

21: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Yes

22: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Sex has never been a bad idea

23: How much fapping is too much fapping: I think when you feel you have to do it

24: Best sexual complement you ever got: I had a beautiful woman tell me I was cute

25: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in? Naked is best

26: Have you ever been called a tease? No

27: What your favorite part of your body: A womans body is the greatest invention mankind has

28: When was the last time you masturbated: Today

29: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yes

30: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? Yes

31: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes

32: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Something upbeat

33: Does size really matter to you? No

34: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see? Yes unless shes into it

35: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) No

36: Would you give your significant other access to your internet history? Depends if shes into porn

37: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? No

38: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Pornstar

39: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? A friend, No

40: Do you like to have phone sex? Yes

41: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? Yes

42: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? No

43: Booty or Boobs? Both

44: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Busy boy

45: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No

46: Have you had sex with someone of the same sex? No

47: Have you had sex with more than one person simultaneously? I wish

48: Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes

49: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place? Masturbated

50: Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? All of the above

51: Shower or bath while having sex? Both are fun

52: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Passive

53: Love or Money? Love

54: Have you been caught having sex? No but I've been interrupted masturbating

55: Do you like wild sex or romantic sex? Both

56: Do you consider hair pulling sexy? No

57: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you? Kiss her

58: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Hot naked women

59: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex? Talks dirty

60: What do you wear to seduce the opposite sex? Nothing

61: Have you ever paid for sex? No

62: Do you like kissing in public? Yes