William “Bill” Huggins, toilet troll of the Troll-sewers of Middle Earth.
Odiferous! In appearance, he is man-like, but smaller, and seems to have been covered with hard scales and gristle-like hair.
He believes he is fearsome, but only vicious and forlorn, bellowing like a xxxxx as he scurries about making mischief.
Solitary creatures, there is no evidence that they keep companionship of she-trolls, or any other creature for that fact.
Bilbo Baggins tricked his grandfather, Bill, along with Tom and Burt in the Trollshaws near the lonely mountain, turning them to stone.
His father, William II, shit a turd and gave it his name – “Bill” the 3rd! After a millennium, I have tracked you here!
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