NoGloryDyingOld's blog post - 2 Birds With 1 Blog

Friday, November 4, 2011, 1:55:34 AM

A few things that come up a lot. A. LOT:

1. Yes, I am real. Yes as in, I am flesh and warmth and taking glorious breaths at this very instance....and yes as in, I am the girl you see in my photos. No as in, I will never be real to you, because I am not looking to make this naughty secret of mine tangible. So shhhhh

2. No, thank you, I would not like any sort of "job" from you. I do alright on my own.

3. I'm a tad bit shy, and a whole lot easily embarrassed. My panties are rubbing my most intimate parts all day (eek!), devouring my girly juices, and I just couldn't bear to let you have them. Sorry boys, I do NOT sell my undies.

4. Speaking of selling...as it turns out, i'm not a vendor. I haven't got 1 thing to sell you. So, thank you, for offering to give me your hard earned money, but I just simply don't have anything to give you in return. Please keep your dollars in your wallet, boys...i'm not that type of girl.

5. I really do want to be your NN friend! Unless you don't have any pictures, in which case I take that statement back. No pic = no accepting = sad you. Don't be a sad boy, get a pic!

6. I love girls! We're soft, and warm and usually smell good and we make cute little sounds when we sleep (so i've heard). But when it comes to sex, i'm 100% attracted to the frank and beans. Sorry, ladies.

7. I DID get your message, thank you! I read every single one of them and respond to about 25% of 'em. I love your guys' messages - they totally make me smile from ear to ear! But, i'm a fairly busy girl and between school/work/ballet/surfing/friends/masturbating, I just don't have the time to respond to all of them

There's no secret to getting a response from me, but I can tell you that if your message consists of a few sentences that sound like "baby i would suck the juice from your asshole", or typed with all caps/extra letters/z's instead of s's, then...good luck with that

8. Ummmmmm....what else? I've run out of Commonly Asked Things! La la la la *twirl* oh - I know! My favorite color is green! That's what you guys reeeeallly wanna know, right? I thought so.

Whew. Fin! Now go touch yourself while looking at me naked. GO!

Comments

Others Have Said:

LordViking on 4-Nov-11 2:44:57

a simple verification pic would prove it all ;)

Handsomeman1 on 4-Nov-11 3:03:08

Isn't she....pretty in pink :)

jt1stcav on 4-Nov-11 12:04:19

Excellent blog...straight, direct and to the point. Naturally, verification pics would prove who all of us really are, but only a small percentage of us go out of the way to produce them...then there's the long wait from NN to accept us when we do, and sometimes we're still not verified (I've proven who I am without the NN yellow shield by all the video tribute requests from the ladies I've fulfilled and posted in my profile album). But I'm not asking for any proof to who you are, darling...I'm just enjoying your fabulous sexy photos taken by your photographer friend, and to include all your sexy, well written captions, comments and blog postings. I imagine you must get a lot of weird PMs, though, as indicated from this blog, and yet, you continue to expose your shy self in the most intimate of ways to presumably satisfy all of our needs, plus your own sexual desires to be seen by countless strangers just like me, who also loves to be watched by the ladies here as I masturbate and ejaculate and complement their own feminine beauty...only a handful of women in my life have actually ever seen me this way, yet there are thousands of perving women here who absolutely love watching a guy like me cum expressively for them! We're all here just to have fun, and you certainly make things extremely interesting here for me and others who just enjoy you for being an exhibitionist and nothing more. I'm not in love with you or want to shower you with gifts or be involved in any part of your private life in any fashion (unless of course you showed an interest)...I simply love jerking myself off as I gaze at your beautiful photos, and I appreciate you being my NN friend! So thank you for allowing me to perv to your absolute sexiness, and don't let any haters out there (if any) scare you off. :)

NoGloryDyingOld on 4-Nov-11 15:44:43

jt1stcav - You are 1 of the reasons why I stay on. Your comments on my pics/blogs always make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside! That and, well, I love seeing your delicious cock ooze with precum *blush* You're awesome, and exactly the type of man I enjoy getting naked for. Thank you for being my friend :) xoxoxoxox

NoGloryDyingOld on 4-Nov-11 15:52:50

As for verification pics...UGH! What is it with people always wanting more from me? Wanting me to prove myself to them? It seems to be everywhere in my world - I have to do extra credit to prove that i'm a scholar, I have to ride that bigger wave to prove i'm a real surfer, I have to take those extra 5 practices to prove i'm a serious dancer, better fly across country on Thanksgiving to prove i'm a good daughter....it's so draining!

Guess what. I do all of these things for MYSELF, not for YOU, and I verify myself every day when I look in the mirror. No need for a picture. I don't understand people who can take and take and take, and still request more. If you're looking at my pictures, then thank you, please enjoy them, but if you find that the photos I take are not enough for you, then please move on.

I am here to fulfill MY desires. NOT yours.

sidders73 on 4-Nov-11 16:39:32

I read all that on your profile yesterday, it made me smile. Your pictures always make me smile, make my cock that little bit stiffer and make me a very happy man.

I'm glad you enjoy posting, glad you found the site and I hope you stick around for a long time to come.

Sigurd27 on 7-Nov-11 1:36:04

How can I not touch myself after looking at you?
xoxo

huddo67 on 8-Nov-11 14:42:55

great blog, loved it.
You are one beautiful and very sexy lady and I find i must touch when I look at you. Commnets on your pics will continue, hope you like them

Trebor54 on 11-Nov-11 18:27:26

That's hilarious! And very endearing.....it appears you have it all, including brain.

I'd love to be your friend....but do you really wanna see pics of and old, very big, nasty looking, somewhat overweight, shaved head, scarred dude so ugly he scares small children??? lol

Didn't think so.

sir fukalot on 12-Nov-11 14:34:22

Glory, NN should add this blog to the FAQ. :)

Daddy001234 on 12-Nov-11 15:22:44

Hey, you looks so classy that I would think that you never have got down to some funky fucking.

cookylove1000 on 19-Nov-11 18:10:19

hahahahahahah what a priceless read! you absolute legend saying everything i've been thinking! good on ya!
keep smiling and stay happy!
xxx

eupraxia on 24-Nov-11 18:27:29

I think this blog post is one of the finest pieces of literature I have ever read on the internet. But then, the only other thing I have read was a Chuck Palahniuk essay. So the barometer isn't exactly set high. But hey, I fucking loved reading it.

tigerrider on 9-Dec-11 15:18:16

loving the pics and yes in touching myself,, how can i resist with such a perfect body in front of my eyes x

roy_aims2please on 27-Dec-11 4:28:22

You are so lovely *smile*

afstud on 18-Feb-12 21:37:28

Wow, you are very pretty.