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OldTroubador

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220 pounds of sexual dynamite (I've gained some weight)...................still with only a three inch fuse. :P

  • This member has been with us 10 years or more! (Joined 11.7 years ago)This member is a Verified Poster
  • 62 years old
  • Male
  • 6,487 views
  • Joined 11 years ago

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Wherever the next truckstop is, Texas, United States
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Separated
Children:
Dependent

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My Current Status

I see that wretched old moggy is back in the house - TC. HE will tell you that those initials stand for TopCat. The rest of us know they actually stand for TotalCockup.

Interests

None specified

Zodiac

None specified

Spoken Languages

None specified

Up for...

None specified

My Favourites

MovieA Christmas Carol. Scrooged. The Grinch Who Stol
Actor / ActressAlastair Sim (played Scrooge)
BookRoly Poly Coloring Book
AuthorDr Seuss
BandI've been banned from several bars
PastimeMaking up silly things to write here
DrinkPan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
FoodBreakfast, lunch, supper
ThingMy ding-a-ling
Sex positionDefensive lineman

My Professional Life

Education:
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Transport
Job Role:
Other

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Zipper
Weight:
545lbs (38st 13lbs) (247.2kg)
Height:
7' 4" (224cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
White/Grey
Best Feature:
Ears
Pubic Hair:
Shaven
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
Clit, Pussy
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Daily
Drinking:
No
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
None
Social Behaviour:
Shy
Personality:
Promiscuous
Libido:
Non Existant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Swinging from a chandelier at the Biltmore Estate

Self Description

What makes me happy Bah Humbug
What makes me sad N/A
What makes me mad Holidays
My bad habits Making sculptures out of the gunk I scrape from under my toenails

My Final Thought

If you pay me enough...

I will be a millionaire. Final thought? That saddens me that I won't have any more after this. OldTroubador

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