OldTroubador
Gift Premium220 pounds of sexual dynamite (I've gained some weight)...................still with only a three inch fuse. :P
- 62 years old
- Male
- Joined 11 years ago
- 6,486 views
About Me
I am:
Male
Location:
Wherever the next truckstop is, Texas, United StatesSexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Separated
Children:
Dependent
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My Current Status
I see that wretched old moggy is back in the house - TC. HE will tell you that those initials stand for TopCat. The rest of us know they actually stand for TotalCockup.
Interests
None specified
Zodiac
None specified
Spoken Languages
None specified
Up for...
None specified
My Favourites
MovieA Christmas Carol. Scrooged. The Grinch Who Stol
Actor / ActressAlastair Sim (played Scrooge)
BookRoly Poly Coloring Book
AuthorDr Seuss
BandI've been banned from several bars
PastimeMaking up silly things to write here
DrinkPan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
FoodBreakfast, lunch, supper
ThingMy ding-a-ling
Sex positionDefensive lineman
My Professional Life
Education:
Employment Status:Full Time
Industry:Transport
Job Role:Other
My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Zipper
Weight:
545lbs (38st 13lbs) (247.2kg)
Height:
7' 4" (224cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
White/Grey
Best Feature:
Ears
Pubic Hair:
Shaven
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
Clit, Pussy
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Lifestyle
Smoking:
Daily
Drinking:
No
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Spiritual but not religious
Sense of Humour:
None
Social Behaviour:
Shy
Personality:
Promiscuous
Libido:
Non Existant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Swinging from a chandelier at the Biltmore Estate
Self Description
What makes me happy
Bah Humbug
What makes me sad
N/A
What makes me mad
Holidays
My bad habits
Making sculptures out of the gunk I scrape from under my toenails
My Final Thought
If you pay me enough...
I will be a millionaire. Final thought? That saddens me that I won't have any more after this. OldTroubador
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