Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style and 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

There are a couple of toys I don’t keep in my toy box, though. My rabbit, for example! This one stays in the nightstand next to my bed for easy access. It is by far my favorite and most-used toy (I’ve worn out two previous versions since I was 16). Any time I am in need of a quick self-fuck, this thing comes out and we take care of business.

And then there’s my OhMiBod, a vibrator attachment for my iPod. God, I love that thing. Plug it into your mp3 player, insert the dildo into the appropriate orifice, and crank the music up. If I put something on with a steady driving beat, especially something erotic or trance (such as Let Go), I can literally just press down on my clit for a few minutes and allow the vibrations from the toy do the work.

I have three strap-on sets. One of them is fairly cheap, and I’m not quite sure why I haven’t tossed it out. I don’t know that it’s been used in years. The other one is a top of the line Vac-U-Lock system that includes a variety of detachable dildos, including one that’s a double (for both vaginal and anal penetration).

First up is my collection of various types of vibrators and dildos. I have a variety of different sizes and styles, including one dildo with a suction cup base on it. That is easily my favorite non-vibrating toy. Before I had continuous access to cocks like I do now, I’d often stick that thing to either the toilet seat or the refrigerator door and sit down or back onto it to fuck myself. I did all of the work, of course. The suction cup worked pretty well, too; it rarely came loose. I’d put a condom on it, grease it up with some silicone lube, and fuck myself vaginally and anally with it, quite vigorously in many cases. Can’t you just see me on my knees in front of my refrigerator, moving back and forth, fucking myself? My knees get worn out doing that, actually.

Did you ever have a toy box as a child, full of all your special goodies and toys? When I was young, my sister and I each had a toy box at the end of our beds. It was the kind you could sit on if you wanted to. I distinctly remember, right after we got them, we each attempted to sleep in those things. We’d pulled hers into my room, put blankets in them, and went to sleep. Sort of. I woke up in the middle of the night all cramped up, and went and crawled back into my soft poofy bed. Most of the toys I owned were in that box, though; I even had one side of it nicely appointed for my Barbie collection.

I still have a toy box, but its contents are far more, shall we say, mature than what I stored in the one I had as a child. It is perhaps a bit smaller than the original one, and a lot less ornate, but the toys I store in it are far more, well, entertaining. The box I had as a child was decorated with the cartoon characters of the day – I honestly don’t even recall what they were. Today, however, my toy box is a simple, semi-opaque plastic storage bin bought from Home Depot.

Let’s open it up and see what’s in it, shall we?

My love of cunt and those feelings it gives me is one reason why I have such an affinity for going down on other women. I know how mine feels when it is given proper attention, and I hope to be able to provide them with some small measure of that chill bumpishness when I bury my tongue in their cunt. I want them to love theirs as well.

I discovered my affinity for my cunt at an early age, perhaps around five or so. Though I never had what I consider a true orgasm until I was around 12, I knew at that early of an age that there was something special about that part of my body. I didn’t realize at the time that my mother knew what it was like to have one – I thought for the longest that I was the only one in the whole world who had those feelings. It was a personal secret; something unique to me and me alone. I recall being disenchanted when I discovered that other girls had the same kinds of feelings I did when I sat a certain way or straddled something solid.

something that gives you such incredible pleasure for 30-50 seconds at a time. That’s how long my orgasms last, typically. A good percentage of women are anorgasmic, by the way, and literally never have an orgasm in their lives. So I consider myself incredibly blessed to such a responsive orgasmic infrastructure!

I love the way my cunt feels, especially after it has just been waxed. Smoothness, indeed. The lips are so soft and supple.

I love the way my cunt looks, especially with its little clitty hood poking out. I often watch myself masturbate in a mirror because the visual turns me on as much as the touch.

I love the way my cunt tastes. I have a slightly sweet taste most of the time.

I love the way my cunt makes people react, whether I am dancing and people are watching it or I am being penetrated and someone is using it to get themselves off.

I love the way my cunt reacts to being touched, being played with, and being fucked.

I love watching a guy fuck me with his cock when we’re in the missionary position, looking down seeing that long, thick rod withdrawing and then thrusting back into me, anticipating the feeling of having him bottom out right on my clit. My cunt pushes up just a hint to meet his thrust as I tighten the grip around his cock with my PC muscles.

I love masturbating if I could I would have every vibrator that is worth having and also a video camera by my side at all times so I could make little videos of me getting off all the time.