Richie Rich007's blog post

Well all fun and games here,
regular readers of this blog will be aware of my ongoing abstence from the great art of masterbation. Why seems to be the most popular retort and all I can answer is like the great explorers and mountaineers ‘because it’s there’.
Which made for a fantastic coincedence this morning when outside my house I saw a man lying down in his car as if asleep but with his hands down his trackpants having a not so sly fumble. I shrugged my shoulders muttering something about sad bastard and forgot all about it until sitting in my living room watching the news and eating a banana I saw a police car pull up . A neighbour had called the fuzz on the poor sap and all hell seemed to be about to break loose. He had left his car and gone into one of the houses, I think he must have been a cleaner or something. Guess I’ll hear the full story on the grapevine somewhere down the road although I can’t imagine it being the centre of conversation around the surbanian household,
‘Hi honey what you get up to today’
‘oh well I called the police on some dodgy east european cracking on off in his car’

Have a fantastic weekend everyone you know I love you all in your own individual way. And may your god go with you.
xxxxxx