Richie Rich007's blog post - Never be drunk and pick up strangers

Friday, June 16, 2006, 2:27:38 PM
Just a quick one today to say hi and tell you my I must never try to talk to strangers when drunk.
Example 1: Sober in the pub watching England. A nice girl comes up to the bar to buy a drink. So I comment on here shirt, very nice, well I am a designer, and get the barmans attention so she can get served. We chat for a bit and I'm polite but am distracted by the football so I let the moment pass. Plenty more fish and all that.
Example 2: Drunk and on the train with a mate I turn to a woman next to me and enquire if she wears patent shoes cos she is too lazy to polish her other ones.
I'm surprised she didn't hit me!
Oh well, more fun and games later guys.
Have a great weekend and may your god go with you.

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Punk_Princess on 16-Jun-06 15:13:46
I would have put those shoes where the sun don't shine had you asked ME that! lol :)

mont26 on 16-Jun-06 16:07:07
...end the violence, Punky. lol.

mdguy on 16-Jun-06 17:36:32
LMAO!!! I would have decked you. Then asked how you know the difference between real and patent leather. :)