Never have your kitchen done, especially when you work from home.
1. Microwave food is shite, even if it's from M&S.
2. Why do builders start so fucking early.
3. I hate people who whistle, why do builders whistle.
4. Shit music, where are these radio stations that play Dire friggin Straits and Paul Simon...I'll give you fuckin Al.
5. I have to make tea 5 times a day for four people, and they don't drink Earl Grey (fucking peasants).
6. I can't just wipe it out and wank myself off during the day.
OK so number 6 is probably the biggest reason.
SO my advise buy a new house with a new kitchen. |