Don't ever take me seriously, I have a dark dry sense of Humour But if we play its another world entirely. I'm a really relaxed and easy going guy, I've seen too much crap in my life to not appreciate what i have now and the people I call friends. Oh and about being Married? She's been ill a long time, Love her to bits but intimacy is impossible and the entire time I've been here is with her blessing sooooo No judgement eh?
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LOVEXXXPORN, bluebayour6 and captain__82
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bimarriedbottom
So many NN angels!
So many NN angels!
bluebayour6 and captain__82
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Sir_Pumpy
My BP was YUGE, like 190/125 and I caught the flu. Dr's being worry warts and all I had a time staying out of hospital
My BP was YUGE, like 190/125 and I caught the flu. Dr's being worry warts and all I had a time staying out of hospital
flitterbee
mines like that at times too lol, not with the flu as i havent had that for years n years... watch me get it soon tho
mines like that at times too lol, not with the flu as i havent had that for years n years... watch me get it soon tho
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Mid winter, Miserable rainy and windy, IN the house though its a balmy 28c (84 freedom inches) and I say SCREW the power bill!
Mid winter, Miserable rainy and windy, IN the house though its a balmy 28c (84 freedom inches) and I say SCREW the power bill!
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Aussie Phrase of the day: No Wucka’s, Short for No Wucken Furries. Means No (Fucken) Worries, Alt: She's Apples or She'll be right mate. EG: sorry mate, burnt your snag! Reply No Wuckers mate.
Aussie Phrase of the day: No Wucka’s, Short for No Wucken Furries. Means No (Fucken) Worries, Alt: She's Apples or She'll be right mate. EG: sorry mate, burnt your snag! Reply No Wuckers mate.
Sir_Pumpy
Aussie Phrase of the day: Piss fat, An erection generated by the need to Piss. EG, Strewth I had a throbbing Piss Fat this morning you could crack fleas on!
Aussie Phrase of the day: Piss fat, An erection generated by the need to Piss. EG, Strewth I had a throbbing Piss Fat this morning you could crack fleas on!
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Sir_Pumpy
Aussie word of the day: Flannie, Term for Flannel cotton. Flannie Shirt aka Cousin humper shirt or Flannies plural meaning Pajama's. EG; Shelia's in Flannies always make me crack a fat!
Aussie word of the day: Flannie, Term for Flannel cotton. Flannie Shirt aka Cousin humper shirt or Flannies plural meaning Pajama's. EG; Shelia's in Flannies always make me crack a fat!
Sir_Pumpy
Seeing it way too much these days, I didnt want the hassle and I wanted the lil tackers looked after and did everything I could to avoid shit. Karma is a bitch though.
Seeing it way too much these days, I didnt want the hassle and I wanted the lil tackers looked after and did everything I could to avoid shit. Karma is a bitch though.
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Sir_Pumpy
Aussie word of the day: Deadset. meaning true or absolutely true EG The new boss is a deadset arsehole. Or Flitterbee's Arse is deadset one of the hottest on Newbie Nudes.
Aussie word of the day: Deadset. meaning true or absolutely true EG The new boss is a deadset arsehole. Or Flitterbee's Arse is deadset one of the hottest on Newbie Nudes.
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Aussie Expression of the Day: Fuck a Duck, Exclamation EG; Fuck a duck that was close! or Fuck a duck did you see her Bewbs!
Aussie Expression of the Day: Fuck a Duck, Exclamation EG; Fuck a duck that was close! or Fuck a duck did you see her Bewbs!
cmp304, maraff and NaughtyKat
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MidnightWriter
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck; screw a kangaroo. Fingerbang an orangutan; it's an orgy at the zoo!!!
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck; screw a kangaroo. Fingerbang an orangutan; it's an orgy at the zoo!!!
captain_82
I love a bit of Ozzy man reviews
Sir_Pumpy
Aussie Word of the Day: Strine, Older word for Aussie Slang. 'Australian' said in a lazy fashion through the nose or nasally EG Ostrine Abbreviated to Strine. Not in common use anymore.
Aussie Word of the Day: Strine, Older word for Aussie Slang. 'Australian' said in a lazy fashion through the nose or nasally EG Ostrine Abbreviated to Strine. Not in common use anymore.
Sir_Pumpy
Aussie Word of the Day: Dunny (Phon) Toilet, usually outside but not limited to AKA Outhouse. FARK! the smell in the dunny would kill a brown dog or. Yeah mate, She bangs like a dunny door inna storm!
Aussie Word of the Day: Dunny (Phon) Toilet, usually outside but not limited to AKA Outhouse. FARK! the smell in the dunny would kill a brown dog or. Yeah mate, She bangs like a dunny door inna storm!
Mr_Vein, cmp304, Alan4uLadies
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enjoyment21
Only a low bread reject from the british penal system could post that
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