Skin 2's blog post

I received a Nigerian e-mail recently. The usual thing. They had a pile of money for me and they needed my name, address and phone number.


I gave them the following.


Name - Gowan Fukyersel.

Address - 69 Sukma Balls Close
Wetfart South
Glasgow
PEN IS

Phone - I gave them the number of a police station in Glasgow.


They got back to me a couple of days later to say they'd phoned the number, but couldn't understand what the lady said.


I imagine the conversation went something like this.


Lady - Hello, how can I help?

Scammer - Gowan Fukyersel?

Lady - Pardon?

Scammer - You Gowan Fukyersel?

Lady - Eh? Who the hell do ye think ye are telling me to go an fuck masel?

Scammer - I'm sorry. Not understand.

Lady - I'll gie ye not unnerstan'

Scammer - 69 Sukma Balls Close?

Lady - Listen dickhead, no way am I gonna suck yours or anybody else's balls up close. Whit de ye think I um, a bliddy pervert? Piss off ya numpty.


Slams phone down.


Scammer - Hello...hello....I have 2 million dollars for you...hello...hello....




Or maybe not.