You ain't seen me. Right?
If anybody asks - it was me twin brother who was here.
Got that?
Me brother's a damn nuisance.
He keeps posting compromising pics of himself and telling everybody it's me.
He gets away with it coz we're identical twins.
We're identical in every way, except he's got a mole on his chin.
But, as you probably know, moles only come out at night - they're very shy creatures - and he takes the pics during the day.
Bastard.
So, remember.
You ain't seen me.
Right? |