Skin 2's blog post

Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 8:27:32 AM

Got a bit bored yesterday so I started to write a novel.

Just as in the clock the result of the complex action of innumerable wheels and pulleys is merely the slow and regular movement of the hand marking the time, so the result of all the complex human activities of these 2,378,014 NN'ers - of all their passions, hopes, regrets, humiliations, sufferings, outbursts of pride, fear and enthusiasm - was only the loss of the battle of Austerlitz, the battle of the three Emperors, as it was called; that is to say, a slow movement of the hand on the dick of human history.

Gazing into Napoleon's eyes, Prince Andrei mused on the unimportance of dick size, the unimportance of dick size which no one could understand, and the still greater unimportance of dick size, the meaning of which no one alive could understand or explain.

Ain't exactly War & Peace but not bad, eh?

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frankyjay on 15-Jun-10 8:30:29

this is your first blog since december....and you said DICK 4 times...?? Hmmmmmmmmmm ???

So its a self help book then ?? :PP

Skin 2 on 15-Jun-10 8:36:01

Yep, and it's got pop-ups franky. :P

frankyjay on 15-Jun-10 8:54:49

Oooooo love a good pop up ! :D

seaxun on 15-Jun-10 11:04:19

austerliz ,woddah great battle
:)

feschkka on 15-Jun-10 14:52:22

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

feschkka on 15-Jun-10 15:30:14

Team Sleep on 16-Jun-10 7:27:54

hahahhahahaa, this is awesome.

>---<3---> on 16-Jun-10 10:05:33

You can photograph yourself as all the characters

>---<3---> on 21-Jun-10 0:41:16

Don't remember making the above statement. Lame excuse to look at your piccy's. :/