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Just because I don't leave a comment on your blog it doesn't mean I don't read it. In fact, I'm keeping a very close eye on each and every one of you.

Especially YOU! Yeah, YOU who's reading this right NOW!

So watch your step, ya muppet!


bwahahaha!

Author Martin Baum has rewritten some of Shakespeare's plays into chav speak to encourage da yoof to read them.

This is the opening to Romeo & Juliet renamed Romeo And His Fit Bitch Jools.

Verona was de turf of de feuding Montagues and de Capulet families.

And coz they was always brawling and stuff, de prince of Verona told them to cool it or else they was gonna get well mashed if they carried on larging it with each other.

Meanwhile,whilst all dis was going on, Romeo,from de Montague posse, had become all jiggy jiggy with de Rosaline bitch who was de niece of de Capulet massive.

But never ready to settle with just de one bitch, Romeo and his boyz disguised demselves and crashed de Capulet turf shwere dere was de masked ball going down, and that was when he saw de well fit Capulet's daughta, Jools.

It ends with -

And they all lived in peace and harmony except for Romeo and his bitch Jools, who was both well dead.


Respec

Woke up, fell out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup. And looking up I noticed I was late.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat. Made the bus in seconds flat. Found my way upstairs and had a smoke. Somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

I read the news today oh boy.

I could have called this A Day In The Life but I don't do plagiarism.

It seems the legal establishment finally got fed up with Pete Doherty cocking a snook and have sent him down for 14 weeks. He'll probably be out in about a month, but at least he'll be able to get his hands on any drug he wants while he's inside.

Heather Mills Pussy!

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