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SquirtnCuntLikr
US age 38
Joined 7 years ago
Last login 7 years ago
I am a nerdy, slutty, bass playing Satanist that smokes and can out drink most guys. I love pussy and girls more than guys, I do enjoy a hard fuck with a cream pie finish and sometimes I get cravings to suck a dick but mostly I go after girls and guys go after me. I love being filled and/or covered in sperm (not on my face though).
SquirtnCuntLikr's last Status Update
Time to sleep
Stats
My NN Status:
I am:Female
Age:38
Sexual Preference:Girls & Guys
Am Seeking:Anyone - Don't care
Marital Status:Single
Children:None
Member Since:24-Jun-16
Last Logged In:4-Jan-17
Location:North Haven, Connecticut, United States
About SquirtnCuntLikr
Star Sign:Scorpio
Is Following:
Is Looking For:Anything!, Cyber Sex w-out/cam, Casual Chat Room Talk
Interests:Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Museums / Galleries, Music, Computers / Internet, Nightclubs / Clubs, Cooking, Dancing, Shopping, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Theatre / Ballet, Literature / History, Yoga / Meditation
Other:Satan, Getting straight girls to go down on me, Weed, Bourbon, Comic Books, Masturbating with my ex's gfs toothbrush, knives, linux
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Average
Body Shape:Hourglass
Height:5' 4" (163cm)
Weight:153lbs (10st 13lbs) (69.4kg)
Eye Colour:Hazel
Hair Colour:Blonde
Best Feature:Pussy
Pubic Hair:Shaven
Tatoos:None
Piercings:Lip, Ears, Eyebrow
Breasts:Natural
Bra Size:C
Bust:34" (86cm)
Waist:28" (71cm)
Hips:38" (96cm)
Professional Life
Education:School
Employment Status:Unemployed
Industry:Other
Job Role:Other
Lifestyle
Smoking:Like Chimney
Drinking:Daily
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Religion:Other
Sense Humour:Obscure / Dark
Social Style:Life of party
Personality:Nerd / Geek
Libido:High
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:My ex girlfriends bed with her dad.
Favourites
Movie:Deadpool/The Crow/A Clockwork Orange
Actor/Actress:Ryan Reynolds/Scarlett Johansson
Book:Ready Player One
Author:Ernest Cline
Song:Unholy Roller by The Electric Hellfire Club
Band:Schäffer The Darklord
TV Show:Doctor Who
Sport:Eating Pussy
Drink:Jim Beam
Food:Instant Mashed Potatoes
Pastime:Masturbation/reading/yoyos/watching Netflix
Thing:Cumming/making my lover cum
Sex Position:With boys legs on shoulders, with girls 69.
Person I'd like to Fuck:Katy Perry, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Sex, cuddling, comic books, weed, music, shaved pussy, fucking my nerdy (guy) friends who couldn't get laid otherwise, painting with sperm+pussy juice mixed with kool-aid (for color), getting naked and playing my bass guitar , getting naked putting on "Gods of War" by ManOWar pouring myself a huge glass of whiskey and dancing around with my Mjolnir (Thor's hammer, the one from the movies), yoyos, sniffing girls panties, hiding things in my cunt (like bags of weed and stuff).
What Makes Me Sad:
Thinking about my most recent ex.
What Makes Me Mad:
My family, homophobes, racists, sexists (both male and female ones) but only the real ones if you call me a dirty little slut and tell me to suck you big cock and it's just pillow talk I'll be on my knees and your dick will be down my throat before you can blink, but if you truly think women are inferior to men or that all men are misogynist rapists (like a lot of these idoit little girls that think they are feminists but are just stupid little bitches that don't know shit) or that people of a different race are lesser than you or that they are all evil then if your dick or clit comes near me I'll cut, burn or bite that shit off. People are all fucked up and stupid but equally so I believe every one should be given the same chance and treated well until they personally wrong you (something truly bad, "they took our jobs" doesn't count), then kill them if you want. I haven't had sex with an Indian guy yet but I have fucked several Indian chicks and every other race of both guys and girls. The main difference I've noticed between the races is their junk tastes different, but that could have some thing to do with their diets idk but Filipino pussy is the tastiest to me. Also slow WiFi makes me mad.
My Bad Habits:
Smoking, drinking, stealing girls dirty panties binge watching stuff, touching myself/ fucking/ sucking/ licking until I hurt myself (more like irritate than hurt, but it still ouches).
My Final Thoughts:
If you pay me enough...

I'll do almost anything in bed (but its gotta be agreed on ahead of time).
Comments
jpcoxx : Mmm- gotta get your pussy in my mouth!!
(7 years ago)
cocolove68 : top ass
(7 years ago)
cheyenne350 : Why do you have to be so far away?
(7 years ago)
Profile last updated: 24-Jun-16