A little update on my non- existing love life.

I slept with this guy I've known for a few months who's way out of my league in some ways. By that I mean his (well, his parent's) house has 10 or so bedrooms, three floors, two staircases, a dining table for 30 people and is located in a park.

He's quite nice and very smart and articulate and is going to university at the other side of the country.

Hope I'm gonna see him again when he's back here though. He cooked breakfast and let me borrow his clothes and held the doors open for me and dropped me off in front of my door the next day.

*sigh*

He's sent me a few texts since... but... well.. we will see.

And last night I got a bit too drunk and met some Polish freak who I took home to my friend's. We ended up snogging on a sofa. It was crap and I didn't even like him all that much. But it made sense at the time. I sent him a semi- drunk text this morning after he left which he didnt reply to. Thing is, I'm a bit offended. Not sure why. I mean, I didn't even like him that much.

Hm. I don't need men anyway.

...says it all, doesnt it.

No more men for me. I've had enough of being treated like crap.

Basta!

Everytime I go out with my big- boobed slutty friend she gets ALL the attention. Why is that? Are men that stupid or just really into easy shags?
I personally find it a bit of a turn off if a guy is a manwhore...

Oh, by the way, I'm seeing this guy now... Kind of. Have to find out if he really likes me or if he just likes me naked now. But he seems sweet so far. He's French. Awesome accent =P I will keep you updated.

And he doesn't like sluts

I could start this blog with another complaint about men in general and a few in particular but I won't. Instead here's a questionnaire I answered out of boredom! Enjoy =P

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope. My parents just liked the name and thought it sounded nice together with my sister's... Weirdos.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Erm... on Sunday. Watching tv.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's alright. People can read it!

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Pardon?

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yeah! Maybe. I don't know...

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Nooooo, never

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS ?
Yes

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
God no! I'm scared of heights!

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I'm not that picky. I like most of them. Frosties maybe.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No, I don't own any shoes with laces.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
In what way? Physically not. Not very, anyway.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
PHISH FOOD

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Their faces.

15. RED OR PINK?
Red

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I waste too much time doing pointless crap (who would have thought...)

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST
My best friend. And someone else...

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
Send back? I'm not gonna send it.

19. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue jeans. No shoes.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Pizza with spinach (Hey, I love that!)

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The beeping of MSN

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Oh, fuck off

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Coffee, cinamon, some people

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
A guy. Gr.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS?
No one sent this!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Does poker count as sport?

27. HAIR COLOR?
Naturally? Blonde. Right now dark brown though.

28. EYE COLOR?
Blue

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
No

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Chocolaaaate!

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Depends. I like both.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
A really shitty horror movie! I didn't finish it. 'The Slaughterhouse Massacre'. Rubbish!

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black and white

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Both, please.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Very much depends on the person

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Tiramisu

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
We'll see!

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND
Anyone who doesn't read this!

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
I am Legend

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A wave

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
Nothing.

42. FAVORITE SOUND?
What, any sound? Hm. I love the sound water makes when you pour it out of a flask. You know, the 'glok, glok'

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles. Definitely

44. FARTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME?
Turkey

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can do really cool tongue tricks

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Germany

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Anyone's

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
03:09pm

Just found out that another guy I slept with (months ago) had (and still has) a girlfriend too. And a really pretty, lovely one as well! He had the nerve to show me a picture of her and say she was his sister.

Men suck so much.

I think I may become a lesbian sooner or later. Probably sooner.

Also, I have decided to not sleep with anyone again before they actually like me. That might mean I never have sex again, but hey. There must be SOMEONE out there who doesn't just want to sleep with me because of my bum, right? *sigh*

Grrr.

Purely out of curiosity. Which is bad, I know. Coz I think he actually likes me. Woops.

Anyway, IT WAS HUGE! Like, H U G E!

And after a minute he came and said 'Oops too quick.'

Erm. Yeah.
Maybe not again.

Don't you just hate it when people cancel a date in the last minute?

I know I do.

Bastard.

His loss, right?! RIGHT?!

So... I'm over the stupid fuckface and dating again! YAY!

...Wish me luck! If all goes well there might be some action pics on here in a few months. Or maybe not. Depends on who (if anyone) I end up with!

Just keep yout fingers crossed for me, yeah?!

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So... turns out that the guy I've been sleeping with has had a girlfriend all along. Oh, and a baby too.

My life rocks.

Woohoo, my first blog entry! I hope you're all suitably excited! Just looked at my profile views, and apparently there have been over 8,000 of those! How did that happen? Thank you!

And I'm already running out of stuff to say. I'm so interesting!

Well, if you wanna know anything, or got something else to say: COMMENT!

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