I decided to clean out the 'Toy Drawer' this morning while waiting for The Ex to arrive. Realized that I may as well throw away my wireless bullet as it has not worked since I got it and it is just taking up space, got to the 'Rabbit' and figured since it has not been used in a long time (and is unlikely to be used with The Wife anyway) that I should at least clean it, as I was doing that, I started to wonder what it would feel like in my ass as it has been a long time since I have had anything larger than a finger in my ass anyway. Right as I was about to start, The Ex showed up for Breakfast! I fixed her coffee and toast and then she had to take her 'partner' to work. She headed off on that errand and I went back to play with the Rabbit. Found some neutral, water base lube and lubed up my ass and the toy and inserted it, WOW, what a great full feeling, then I turned it on to twisting and vibrating --- Even Better! If The Ex was not coming back for us to fuck, I would have kept it up and jerked of while having it in my ass.
I will have to keep this in mind for a future adventure and will have to figure out how to photograph this.
She should be back soon, and we will shower together and then fuck.
Hope everyone has a great Monday!

Started out by fixing my tractor and cutting our field, then The Wife had to go to a bay shower. The Ex and I had planned to fuck while she was at the shower, but she (the Ex) had to take her youngest to a birthday party. That leaves me at home alone. I had been hoping for some sexxy ladies on cam, but no such luck. Hopefully The Ex will e by in the morning and I can make her breakfast and have her as a tasty, low calorie snack as well.

While we were driving around, I had a talk with The Ex about the sexual innuendos and comments that I have always made and she said that I would not be me without those. She said that as long as I am not 'gross' about what I say, then it is what she is used to from me/us since High School. Sort of a relief.....

I am hoping that maybe The Ex will help me celebrate it with a good fuck to also celebrate our first big project sale. Wish me luck!
A few weeks ago, I realized that I was coming off like a real jerk sometimes in that I managed to turn every conversation with her into a sexual thing so I have pretty much backed off of that to concentrate on work. When we see each other today I am going to ask if she prefers the less sexual me or the 'normal' version. Either way, I am hoping to fuck her.
I definitely think that The Wife prefers the non-sexual version

The first surprise was that my oldest daughter, The Ex and The Wife all worked together to pull off a surprise birthday party for me. I was somewhat suspicious, but did not really think that they were that sneaky. It was lots of fun, and my daughter actually baked a red velvet cake with cream cheese icing.
The second surprise was when I went to bed, The Wife gave me a kiss goodnight, and I decided to go ahead and see what would happen and try for sex so I suggested 'some birthday loving' preferably with her on top since I am having knee problems and she did not object. I went down on her for about 10 minutes, while she played with me, finally got to the point that I needed to enter her, I hoped she would get on top, but no luck on that, so I went ahead and got on her and fucked her for about 5 minutes till we both came good. It was a better than average fuck as far as The Wife is concerned.
Seem to be keeping up the 'every 4 - 6 week routine' with The Wife, jut hate that I always have to be the initiator.

The Wife and I went to dinner at a friends house (the couple that introduced us 16 years ago) and she made a point that it was my Birthday on Monday so everyone sang Happy Birthday. Not sure why, but I got to thinking that maybe she would initiate sex with me as a birthday thing, but nope, nada, nothing. I am not really surprised, just a little disappointed. Well, we will see if there is any loving today or tomorrow, Not really expecting anything, but it never hurts to hope.

Hope everyone had a good Friday the 13th and that not too much went sideways. All in all it was not a bad day for me, as I made a small sale. My Birthday is coming up on Monday and I am wondering if I will get sex from The Wife (I doubt it), although I do know that she has gotten me a present. Joking with The Ex, I said it is probably a blow up doll so I would leave her alone. The Ex said not to worry as she would take care of things for me and I will not need a doll.
HOpe everyone has a good weekend.

The Ex came over at Lunch today and after we had sandwiches we went upstairs. She said she was not in the mood for anything 'energetic' but if I wanted to fuck her to go ahead. (I know this sounds bad, but she really just wanted to lay there and enjoy me being inside her). I pulled on a condom and started fucking her and we both came after about 5 minutes. She is very concerned about money right now, so once we get the business up and running good, I expect the sex to get better and more frequent.

Working with The Ex is interesting. The Wife left for work this morning at what is now her usual time around 7:10 AM and The Ex showed up about 20 minutes later. I made her some oatmeal for breakfast and then we went to shower together. She was very focused on getting to work, so other than washing her back and her tits, there was no real fooling around. She is promising more and full satisfaction tomorrow. I am hoping that she is good for her word.

Well, I have been wondering what my girth is when I am excited, but I do not usually have a flexible ruler around to check. Last week, I went to a business expo and one of the items that I picked up is a small flexible tape ruler, so this morning when I was enjoying browsing the ladies here, I decided to measure and found myself to be a solid 6" in girth - actually, I believe I am larger if I am with a woman since I do not get quite as hard when I jerk off as when I am with a woman. I did not realize I was that large, makes me feel pretty good!