Team Sleep's blog post - dildo madness

so my favourite of all my harem boys was F, the one with the medium-length extra-thick uncut cock. I usually like a nice pronounced head, but the thickness made up for it. he was also the funniest, and the sweetest, and most handsome, and the gentlest kisser, and most introspective and least douchey of them all. but I digress. he had a really nice cock... the kind of cock you remember forever and have happy dreams about.

now, I've mentioned before that my toybox is buried under a stack of large and heavy boxes, which in turn are crammed in a Tetris-like formation into the trunk of my car. they have been there for the past month while I've been travelling around and living in motels. I finally get to unpack when I move into my new apartment this weekend (!!!) and I've been fantasizing about how I'm going to get reacquainted with old and new toys on my days off.

but none of them will ever compare to a real cock, much less F's cock.

so, being me, I was browsing tantusinc.com's closeout page and saw one that looked like it just might work: the Rascal 02 vibrator with dual density silicone! my BOBs get high-tech, yo.



yeah, it looks like mutant larvae, but it was like 85% off! and is 1.7" in diameter/5.3" in circumference! pussy-busting mutant goodness.


and then, just because I "need" to replace my low quality and suspiciously chemical-smelling butt plugs with something less toxic, I also bought the Flirt combo:





but sadly, no amount of butt plugging or pussy stretching will make me forget F. they don't have his smell or sexy physique. they can't give me soft kisses or ferocious cunnilingus with their lips. they can't give me massages or great bear hugs. they can't attempt to sing along to "Fergilicious" while hopelessly and hilariously botching the words.

they can, however, give me orgasms. and for now that is just enough.