Team Sleep's blog post - burning!!!!!!

Thursday, June 10, 2010, 6:04:10 AM

I used a cheap plastic jelly dong the other day, after using nothing but glass and silicone for like a year and a half.

I was only a few minutes into my pleasure when I felt BURNING AND HURTING! happening in my vag. I stopped using the toy right away but the sensation persisted and didn't fade for several hours.

I am upset because the shape of that toy was perfect. also, burning is an adjective that should never be applied to a vagina, so I am pretty unimpressed with that too. so now I don't know what to do with the toy. I am gonna post a pic of it today. it's very pretty, but I can never use it again. so what do I do??? use it in an art installation? or as part of a practical joke? our love affair should end with a bang... pun intended.

I am still not doing too well with this "constantly horny and aroused by everything" state of affairs. I went with a friend on an overnight trip out of town this week (separate beds!) and I gave him a back massage. I was so wet by the end of it and could barely walk because I was literally weak-kneed. then again, I suspect he was hard, because he was lying on his stomach on the bed and refused to get up for a long while...

oh goodness.

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bOObzman on 10-Jun-10 8:19:37

Ouch! Sad when an old friend must be retired. Good luck on the co worker situation.

antidisestablishment on 10-Jun-10 13:05:23

Put a condom on it??

onionbreath on 10-Jun-10 15:34:21

i remember a friend of mine had that problem. she discovered that it was perfume in soap she had used on the plastic. it was permanently ruined. she never used it again.

Wrigley on 10-Jun-10 20:13:09

Why didn't he get up and show you? Missed opportunity!

Fun red on 11-Jun-10 1:45:59

Exactly as Anti said...put a condom on the dildo! Try it, babe! Don't let that fucker go to waste.

Isn't sexual tension just the yummiest!? Enjoy it girl.

amancalledpony on 11-Jun-10 4:29:27

When I read that my first thought was "no rubber?". Anytime you use those cheap jelly things you need to give them a raincoat. They are impossible to clean, harbor germs and will cause alot of problems. I have learned over the years with gf's that glass and silicone are totally the way to go.

mont26 on 11-Jun-10 6:32:05

Toss it Saravin. Yeah I feel certain he had a hard on. No brainer!

mrmiata on 12-Jun-10 13:20:57

why didn't you fuck him? I could never have slept in a spearate bed like that....would have beeb in yours for sure

>---<3---> on 16-Jun-10 9:52:27

Can't use most lubes. Can't take any kind of bubble bath. So many things make me burn (even medication I have to use) bummer. (only use dove "as soap) Nothing perfumed. Baking soda in bath water is good. As far as toy's I'm not an expert there.