The Hoff
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- 72 years old
- Male
- Joined 19 years ago
- 454 views
About Me
I am:
Male
Location:
GermanySexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Divorced and on the hunt
Children:
Dependent
My Current Status
Just watched Pam & Tommy. Whew, they'd get some views here huh?
Interests
Athletics
Cars / Motorcycles
Motor Racing
Movies / Cinema
Music
Sailing / Boating
Volunteer / Charity
Comedy Central Roast of me! Sunday
August 15 at 10/9c.
Zodiac
None specified
Spoken Languages
ENEnglish
DEGerman
Up for...
Anything!
My Favourites
MovieRevenge of the Cheerleaders-check me out as Boner
Actor / ActressWho do you think?
BookBodywatch
AuthorMe
BandAnyone who backs me
SongLooking For Freedom
PastimeOveracting
DrinkSex on the Beach
SportRacing
FoodSeafood
TV ShowKnight Rider/ Baywatch/America's Got Talent
ThingShameless self promotion
Sex positionAnything involving me
My Professional Life
Education:School
Employment Status:Part Time
Industry:Entertainment / Media
Job Role:Other
My Appearance
Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Athletic
Body Shape:
Weight:
Height:
6' 4" (193cm)
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Best Feature:
Smile
Pubic Hair:
Natural
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Lifestyle
Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Sense of Humour:
Slapstick
Social Behaviour:
Life of party
Personality:
Flirter
Libido:
Non Existant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Riding in the surf in KITT
Self Description
What makes me happy
KITT, SpongeBob,My music, Ocktoberfest, the sound of marching feet, Pamela's boobies
What makes me sad
Wearing a shirt
What makes me mad
Trampling on sand castles
My bad habits
Running my fingers through my chest hair
My Final Thought
If I was a millionaire...
Wait, I am a millionaire! The Hoff
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