1. A girl is said to be grown up when , she starts wearing a bra . A boy is grown up when he starts , removing it !!
2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes !
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice , but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks is PRICELESS !
4. Breaking News : Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore ! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband !!!
5. Arguing over a girls bust size is like choosing between Kingfisher , Fosters , Carlsberg & Budweiser . Men may state their preferences , but will grab whatever is available ?? |