TopCat's blog post - great joke

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of
breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull
mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last
year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,"This
bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could
learn a lot from him"!

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,"This bull
mated 365 times last year."
The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. you could REALLY
learn something from this one."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with
the same cow every time."

(The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable. He
should be able to eat soft foods in a week)..