Two guys were sitting around talking one afternoon over a
cold beer.After a while the first guy says to the second, "If
I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife
while you was off huntin', and she got
pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute,
scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.Finally, he says, "Well,
I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."
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