TopCat's blog post - A Newfie joke

A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he Approached his assistant "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Garge.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:"So, Garge, How was your day?" Garge told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks The doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her Bra and her panties and lies down on the table,spreading her legs and
shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."