Treece's blog post - Pain when cumming

Lol dont panic its not some wierd disease I have contracted.

Just yesterday I decided to treat myself to a wank, now usually I would retire to my room get myself on my bed and do it in comfort, but no yesterday It was a nice day and our garden is pretty secluded so thought an alfresco wank in my power chair would be nice, so wriggled my shorts down not easy in itself, and got started.

Now wont bore you with all the stuff about what I was thinking and looking at, but needless to say my power chair was never designed with wanking in mind.

So to cut a long story down to non boring length, as I was approaching the point of no return, you know the point where i was just about to cum, I managed to whack my elbow really hard on the armrest on the chair, Funny bone who the fuck named it that, so there i am writhing in a mixture of agony and extacy making this kind of laughing bleating noise, the tissue i was gonna use forgotten cumming al over my shorts as if i push them past my knees I cant get them on again.

Just as I was recovering hearing a yelled cooooooooey from over the hedge and our elderly neighbour yelling "TM are you ok there youre making some funny noises do you need a hand" and me thinking please please dont pop round.
Added insult of the day having to tip a can of coke over me so I had a reason to ask my sister to help me change my shorts, when she came home.

Note to self wank in the comfort of your bedroom.