Truelyinnocentone's blog post - Yet another day in paradise...............................

Sunday, October 2, 2005, 3:19:05 PM
Well last night was one of those nights that i wish i had just hung myself for even thinking anything was a good idea....

things to remember:
1) When you are invited to a bday party for a 1 year old simply say "sorry I cant make it" and send a gift. Now this is even if they are like family...pary at your house is not a good idea...
Results:
You get a mess in a house that you busted your ass to clean...IE. Chocolate cake all over the floor, table, curtains. anywhere a one year old can find to put it.

2) also remember that when above mentioned event occurs that the other 4 kids this person has had will also be here, not a good thing, they all whine and never stop and nothing is good enough for them.
Results:
HEADACHE

3) the cute little puppy you once had, turns into a crazed puking wild animal from eating all the cake off the floor. You are simply too busy trying to keep it to a minimum that you forget about the dog and he suffers with you. Thank goodness it is a flavored cake and not the real chocolate.
Results:
Dog miserable you miserable.

4)To be nice your husband takes this persons 3 oldest boys 14,9,3 fishing to give you some sanity for a bit before you cook dinner to feed them and kindly kick them out the door.
Results:
You get in your car to see that the three boys who were in the back seat of your 6 month old car were kind enough to put their extra muddy feet all over the back seat as well as the backs of the front seats.

5) After all is gone and you are left in peace at your home that you have once again cleaned at 9:30 at night. You decide that today was a really rough day and you really are hurting. Time to head upstairs and to take some pills and sit in the massage chair.
Results: You sit for your usual 15 minutes to no avail and decide it is time for another pill. After taking the pill you decide to lay in bed with the man of your life(this coming March will be 19 years!) and see what is on tv...nothing so we decide to watch a movie that was brought to us by the above mentioned people. Supposed to be a good one, but knowing them as i do, i have my reservations....Instinct leads me on the right path and it is a low budget not even a good kids movie.


But I have to tell you that after the day as it was and feeling as I did, It was all swept away when I laid down in bed with Cory and he spooned with me to sleep. That is the norm for us, but last night it was extra helpful in relaxing me. Didnt sleep a lot, but I did rest some..


Woke to a HEAVY rain today, guess the rest of the tomatoes will ripen in the house this season..Roof still pitter pattering in the buckets, I know what it must be like a few miles form here.


Hoping you all had a good weekend and that the week brings you some joy,
Kisses to you all,
The Innocentone

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slutsrus on 2-Oct-05 17:11:35
gawd the guys didn't come back in the house to get the movie that you wanted! i am soooo sorry! Before i knew it they were gone and went somewhere else to go fishing... hope the eggs made it in one piece! i was kind of worried about that with the kids... so hopefully you don't have eggs to clean up.... hope the puppy is doing good...
It was so special of you to bring Panda to see me.. you know i love that dog to pieces...
Hope you rest today sweetie..i will give you a call later

Truelyinnocentone on 3-Oct-05 5:01:29
the eggs were fine. dont worry about the movies, the person i needed it for doesnt have a DVD,so no loss. kisses baby

manlycornhusk on 3-Oct-05 15:59:51
rule #1: cover entire house with plastic sheeting and duct tape

rule #2: go to the movies and forget about the part...call later from chuckey cheese and ask if they want to meet there.

rule #3: go home, cover yourselves in cooking oil and enjoy the biggest slip-n-slide you've ever seen.

Truelyinnocentone on 4-Oct-05 6:07:51
sounds like an offer?<giggles>