Tesco Ireland thought they had found Zebra in their sausages but it turned out to be the bar code
A man at a job interview is asked what he thinks his biggest weakness is.
he ponders the question for a while then says "I suppose its that I am too honest"
The interviewer replies "I dont think being honest is a weakness"
The man said "I dont give a fuck what you think"
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