Ok, so this is my first blog. I guess it doesn't matter if anyone reads this or any blog after this one. I just feel the need to vent and let it all out. Even if no one is listening.
So I am seriously getting frustrated over Halloween. I have been out of the country the last two Halloweens. So I feel it necessary to make this one awesome, with extra awesome on top. But I can't figure out what to dress up as. I got an awesome party lined up, but no costume. I want to be something funny and memorable so people are like "Wow, great costume." But on the other hand, I want to dress up in an attempt to attract the fairer of the sexes. But I don't want to go as a Chippendales dancer or something making it look like I am trying to hard.
What to do, what to do. Maybe Lt Dangle from Reno 911, or a Spartan from the movie 300, or maybe just show up in speedos and swim goggles on my head. Of course that might get a little cold here in WA. Jeeez. . . . | 
