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Wodja
NA age 48
Joined 16 years ago
Last login 16 hours ago
Just Your average "Bio cat herder" with a sword........
Wodja's last Status Update
Well, Roll me over int Clover, n dip me in vinegar n call me a fish supper w00t
Stats
My NN Status:
I am:Transgender
Age:48
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:A lesbian girl
Marital Status:
Children:
Member Since:20-Jul-07
Last Logged In:27-May-24
Location:Kuvukiland, Kuvukiland, Namibia
About
Star Sign:Virgo
Is Following:WhaleEars, Peabody, TwoSalami,...
Is Looking For:
Interests:Religion, Golf
Other:Domesticating Lettuce, Re-housing Orphaned Shopping Carts, Creative Spoon Bending, Recycling tea bags!, not Golf!!, Intero-cranial mucous extraction, Building life size sculptures from said intero cranial mucous, Entomophagy, Mucophagy, Geophagy, Collecting Intestinal Werms, Scratching my poodot [see previous].Sniffin ma finga [see previous].
Appearence
Race:Chinese
Body Type:Slim
Body Shape:Hourglass
Height:8' 1" (246cm)
Weight:2014lbs (143st 12lbs) (913.5kg)
Eye Colour:Black
Hair Colour:Blonde
Best Feature:Ears
Pubic Hair:Natural
Tatoos:All over
Piercings:None, Lip, Clit, Ears, Tongue, Pussy, Eyebrow, Nipples, Cock, Nose, Navel, Other
Penis Length:19" (48.3cm)
Penis Girth:9" (22.9cm)
Circumcised:No
Breasts:Reduced
Bra Size:JJ
Bust:98" (249cm)
Waist:33" (84cm)
Hips:72" (183cm)
Professional Life
Education:School
Employment Status:Homemaker
Industry:Legal Services
Job Role:Executive
Lifestyle
Smoking:Like Chimney
Drinking:Alcoholic
Food Pref.:Vegan
Religion:Evangelist
Sense Humour:None
Social Style:Shy
Personality:Joker
Libido:Non Existant
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:certainly wasn't a golf course, could have bean though ? you will never know ~(: do they have big rocks on golf courses? well it was behind that rock? or was it the 19th hole?.
Favourites
Movie:Attack of da Killer Tomatoes..
Actor/Actress:the lady with the big boobs in the jam commercial!
Book:The Bible.
Author:God.
Song:Tree blind mice.
Band:Rubber.
TV Show:So let's do it like they do on the DiscoveryChanel
Sport:Golf.
Drink:Hot Bucket a 'Orse Pish with the froth blown off
Food:Spare Ribs :)).
Pastime:picking ma nose.
Thing:yep, spot on "Thing" from Adams family :).
Sex Position:The Reclining Octopus. The Rampaging Rhino.
Person I'd like to Fuck:Elvira.
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Extracting Boogers and scratching my poodot. Sniffin ma finga.
What Makes Me Sad:
Ear Werms. Intestinal Werms. Poodot Werms. Global Werms.
What Makes Me Mad:
Anyone 5' 6'' to 5' 8'' tall.
My Bad Habits:
Booger extraction whilst waiting a red light. :D Pick it. Lick it . Roll it. Flick it. :P
My Final Thoughts:
If I ran NN...

I wood delete Fucking FRAUDs !! an photoshopped Verifications from Fucking Frauds :D an boot habitual compulsive frauds upda arse till they nose bleeds !!!
Comments
flitterbee : woders, where are ya ? come back and see us pwease .... was it that bird? he not been on either 🤔 have you two run off together and not told anyone??
(96 days ago)
GottaBeMe : You gotta stop poofing!
(117 days ago)
Onionheart : Happy New Year Wodja
(1 year ago)
GottaBeMe : Hey Wods! Merry hohoho ir whatever you may wanna celebrate. Miss you!!😊🎄🎅
(1 year ago)
Onionheart : Your collection of poodot photos in bookmarks is legendary.
(2 years ago)
Fire_brand : What can I say? Wishing you much anal seepage :P
(2 years ago)
mrsUnderDog59 : Happy Valentines Day :) :) xxoo
(2 years ago)
flitterbee : Oi wombat, ya grumpy ole sod, Happy New Years and All the best for the year ahead , dont do anything I wouldnt do !! :D
(2 years ago)
Fire_brand : Merry Christmas to you! Hoping that you have enjoyed your holiday
(2 years ago)
GottaBeMe : Merry Christmas, Wods! 🤶🎄
(2 years ago)
DanajustDana : Merry Christmas, Wodes!
(2 years ago)
flitterbee : Wodgie Wodgie Wodgie, Merry Cristmus ya ole' grump ;) have a fab day 🎅🎄
(2 years ago)
glatstar : oh hi
(2 years ago)
petertapco : Power to the people!
(2 years ago)
Fire_brand : It took me a long time to grow and groom that broom :P
(3 years ago)
mrsUnderDog59 : Happy New Year ........... :) :) xxoo
(3 years ago)
miss_molly : Member that time I was your favourite? Oh yeah it’s right now 🥰
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe : Merry Christmas, ya goofball! 🥰🎄🤶
(3 years ago)
DanajustDana : Merry Christmas Wodes! xx
(3 years ago)
Fire_brand : I thought of you today as I was cleaning my poo dot
(3 years ago)
GottaBeMe : Merry Christmas to you! :) xo
(4 years ago)
Profile last updated: 3-Nov-23