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YayButtCheeks
US age 40
Joined 12 years ago
Last login 12 years ago
You can either get along with me or fuck off. That being said, I've only ever met a few people I couldn't get along with. I'm just not into wasting my time trying to convince people. I am real, I promise. I know, I know -- that's just what someone that isn't real would say.
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My NN Status:
I am:Male
Age:40
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:
Marital Status:Single
Children:None
Member Since:22-Jul-11
Last Logged In:5-Dec-11
Location:Terre Haute, Indiana, United States
About YayButtCheeks
Star Sign:
Is Following:
Is Looking For:Anything!
Interests:Arts / Crafts, Athletics, Movies / Cinema, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Museums / Galleries, Music, Nature, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Politics, Cycling, Food / Wine, Singing / Playing Instrument, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Literature / History, Yoga / Meditation
Other:Isn't it just easier to ask? :P
Appearence
Race:Caucasian (White)
Body Type:Average
Height:6' 0" (183cm)
Weight:200lbs (14st 4lbs) (90.7kg)
Eye Colour:Brown
Hair Colour:Dark Brown
Best Feature:Pussy
Pubic Hair:Shaven
Tatoos:Work in progress
Piercings:None
Circumcised:Yes
Professional Life
Education:College
Employment Status:Part Time
Industry:Hospitality / Travel
Job Role:Student
Lifestyle
Drinking:Socially
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Religion:Atheist
Sense Humour:Clever / Quick Witted
Social Style:Better in small groups
Personality:Home body
Libido:Rampant
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:Changing room at Pac-Sun. Which is true; the joke answer is "at the dinner table".
Favourites
Movie:Big Trouble in Little China
Actor/Actress:Alec Baldwin/Selma Hayek
Book:Ishmael by Daniel Quinn
Author:Orwell
Song:Not possible.
Band:Alice in Chains
TV Show:Daily Show
Sport:Football
Drink:Maker's and sour/Guinness
Food:I can cook like a motherfucker.
Pastime:Crackin' wise.
Thing:Girl-parts
Sex Position:Fucked
Person I'd like to Fuck:Catherine the Great
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Good beer, good friends, good jokes, hot chicks, and 'ol Stinky Pinky.
What Makes Me Sad:
Tim Pawlenty.
What Makes Me Mad:
Douchebags(:tribal tattoos and spray-tans;"C'mon, brah. We'll meet at my dad's dealership. Bro-sef Stalin").
My Bad Habits:
Pot, procrastination, and poverty.
My Final Thoughts:
If I was US President...

... I'd write a song about it, and get Wyclef to sing it.
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Profile last updated: 25-Jul-11