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Mr Average, one of lifes grey uninteresting drones

  • This member has been with us 15 years or more! (Joined 17.6 years ago)
  • 104 years old
  • Male
  • Joined 17 years ago
  • 179 views

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
North Pole, Santa's Workshop, Antarctica
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Married
Children:
Independent

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Interests

Constructing meaningful sculptures from spaghetti

Zodiac

Pisces

Spoken Languages

None specified

Up for...

Anything!

My Favourites

MovieTelly Tubbies Do Dallas
Actor / ActressPia Zadora
Book100 Cut Out & Keep Paper Aeroplanes
AuthorDick Shanairy
BandSalvation Army Band
SongThe Ying Tong Song
PastimeFilling in profiles
DrinkI do
SportNot in living memory
FoodBBQ Ferret on a stick
TV ShowThe Adverts
ThingI'll get back to you
Sex positionIt's so rare, I'm glad of any position

My Professional Life

Education:
Uni Graduate
Employment Status:
Work at Home
Industry:
Sales / Marketing
Job Role:
Other

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Other
Body Type:
Large
Body Shape:
Zipper
Weight:
Height:
6' 2" (188cm)
Eye Colour:
Black
Hair Colour:
Best Feature:
Hair
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:
Ears
Penis Length:
19" (48.3cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Not Religious
Sense of Humour:
None
Social Behaviour:
Shy
Personality:
Nerd / Geek
Libido:
Non Existant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
ummm . . . . .

Self Description

What makes me happy Anything, I'm easily pleased
What makes me sad Otherwise sensible people believing stuff like this, just because it's on the imternet
What makes me mad Answering silly profile questions
My bad habits None, I'm perfect

My Final Thought

The meaning of life is...

forty two Zoot.

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