Zoot.

AQ age 104
Joined 17 years ago
Last login 17 years ago
Mr Average, one of lifes grey uninteresting drones
Stats
My NN Status:
I am:Male
Age:104
Sexual Preference:Girls
Am Seeking:No one at the moment
Marital Status:Married
Children:Independent
Member Since:8-Apr-07
Last Logged In:13-May-07
Location:North Pole, Santa's Workshop, Antarctica
About Zoot%2E
Star Sign:Pisces
Is Following:Pussy_Katkins
Is Looking For:Anything!
Interests:
Other:Constructing meaningful sculptures from spaghetti
Appearence
Race:Other
Body Type:Large
Body Shape:Zipper
Height:6' 2" (188cm)
Eye Colour:Black
Best Feature:Hair
Pubic Hair:Trimmed
Tatoos:1 or 2 Discreet
Piercings:Ears
Penis Length:19" (48.3cm)
Professional Life
Education:Uni Graduate
Employment Status:Work at Home
Industry:Sales / Marketing
Job Role:Other
Lifestyle
Smoking:No
Drinking:Socially
Food Pref.:Non-vegetarian
Religion:Not Religious
Sense Humour:None
Social Style:Shy
Personality:Nerd / Geek
Libido:Non Existant
Kinkiest Place I've Had Sex:ummm . . . . .
Favourites
Movie:Telly Tubbies Do Dallas
Actor/Actress:Pia Zadora
Book:100 Cut Out & Keep Paper Aeroplanes
Author:Dick Shanairy
Song:The Ying Tong Song
Band:Salvation Army Band
TV Show:The Adverts
Sport:Not in living memory
Drink:I do
Food:BBQ Ferret on a stick
Pastime:Filling in profiles
Thing:I'll get back to you
Sex Position:It's so rare, I'm glad of any position
Person I'd like to Fuck:Emily Pankhurst
Self Description
What Makes Me Happy:
Anything, I'm easily pleased
What Makes Me Sad:
Otherwise sensible people believing stuff like this, just because it's on the imternet
What Makes Me Mad:
Answering silly profile questions
My Bad Habits:
None, I'm perfect
My Final Thoughts:
The meaning of life is...

forty two
Comments
Profile last updated: 14-Apr-07