Sooo, among the few gifts I received today, was a "Sperm Bank".... RIGHT? As I'm unwrapping I'm reading the phrases on the box. On top it says "Insert head first" and on the sides were "Nightly deposits will be credited the following day", "Make a deposit, then lose intrest", "... Store in a moist, warm place.....", and "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal"
This is what the little fellow looks like!
