When the lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, the wife kept hinting to her husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow he always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When he arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. The husband watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a minute, and when he came out again he handed her a toothbrush.
He said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say the husband will walk again, but he will always have a limp.
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The wife sat down next to he husband as he was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" He said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
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