A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven. The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter Heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was the blonde's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke."
"I know," the blonde replied. "I just got the first joke."

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roflmao

Probably one of the funniest clips ever seen
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and i'm still laughing

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it is two years and a week that Barry leaves us
"Thank you number 7"
Take care up there

she rides a little vespa too , but i'm sure she's more pretty than Audrey

ten men and a woman are hung to a rope on a helicopter that is falling, but the rope is not sufficiently sturdy in order to support them all. They decide then that one of they must let to fall . The woman held a moving speech saying that she would have let to fall why the women are accustomed to suffer, for their husbands, their sons and their parents.
And then all and the ten men began to applaud............................

A couple leaves for one vacation to the lake. The man adores to fish and the woman adores to read. The man go fishing in boat and after a pair of hours he returns and take a sleep . The woman then takes the boat and goes to the middle of the lake in order to read in tranquillity. A police's boat is approached and the policeman says the woman: "Mrs., I must fine you why this zone is in peach prohibition". The woman answers that she is not fishing and the policeman insists: "sure, but you have with you all the necessary ".
The woman then answers: " and I'll denounce you for sexual violence! ".
The policeman: "but I have not touched you! "
the woman :"sure, but you have with you all the necessary ".