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aussieguy1981

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Just a regular country boy with a wheelbarrow full of pumpkins

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
New Brunswick, Canada
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Married (but up for it anyway)
Children:
Independent

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My Current Status

Well I'm off to hit the fart sack ....I'm sorry the floor in the NN bar is still sticky but I'm exhausted and can barely keep my eyes open ...I'll be sure to mop it in the morning

Interests

Arts / Crafts
Astrology / New Age
Athletics
Baseball / Softball
Billiards / Pool / Darts
Boxing / Wrestling
Cars / Motorcycles
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Cricket
Cycling
Food / Wine
Football / Soccer / Rugby
Gardening
Gym / Aerobics
Hiking / Camping
Ice / Snow Sports
Literature / History
Martial Arts
Motor Racing
Mountaineering
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Music
Nature
Politics
Religion
Sailing / Boating
Shopping
Tennis / Racket Sports
Theatre / Ballet
Volleyball / Basketball
Volunteer / Charity
Water Sports
Yoga / Meditation

Zodiac

Cancer

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish
GDGaelic
CYWelsh
FRFrench
DEGerman
ITItalian
ESSpanish
PTPortuguese
NLDutch
FIFinnish
NONorwegian
SVSwedish
ZHMandarin
ZHCantonese
JAJapanese
KOKorean
ARArabic
ELGreek
TRTurkish
URUrdu
?Other

Up for...

Anything!
Casual Chat Room Talk
A Private Photo Shoot
A New Friend
Erotic Story Telling

My Favourites

MovieThat chuck Norris movie
Actor / ActressChuck Norris
BookThe back of cereal boxes mainly
AuthorToucan Sam
BandUncle Bob's jug band
SongAnything by Chad Morgan
PastimeGoats
DrinkThe tears of orphan children , lime and soda
SportGumboot throwing
FoodThe hopes of orphan children crushed on toast
ThingGoats
Sex positionReverse hoggert

My Professional Life

Education:
Uni Graduate
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Job Role:
Executive

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Black
Body Type:
Huge
Body Shape:
Upsidedown pear
Weight:
800lbs (57st 2lbs) (362.9kg)
Height:
Eye Colour:
Black
Hair Colour:
Black
Best Feature:
Knees
Pubic Hair:
Natural
Tatoos:
All over
Piercings:
Ears, Navel, Nipples, Tongue, Clit, Eyebrow, Cock, Lip, Pussy, Nose, None, Other
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
Yes

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Like Chimney
Drinking:
Alcoholic
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Evangelist
Sense of Humour:
Obscure / Dark
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Promiscuous
Libido:
Rampant
Kinkiest place I've had sex:

Self Description

What makes me happy Goats
What makes me sad Things that aren't goats
What makes me mad Wet socks !
My bad habits Makeing fart noises with my armpits

My Final Thought

The best day of my life was...

The day I found $20 at the bus stop aussieguy1981

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