beachdreamz's blog post - Butchered Phrases

These are from a magazine competition where they asked competitors to change one letter in a familiar non-English phrase and redefine it.

Harlez-vous francais? -- (Can you drive a French motorcycle?)
Ex post fucto -- (Lost in the mail)
Idios amigos -- (We`re wild and crazy guys!)
Veni, VIPi, Vici -- (I came; I`m a very important person; I conquered)
J`y suis, J`y pestes -- (I can stay for the weekend)
Cogito Eggo sum -- (I think; therefore, I am a waffle)
Rigor Morris -- (The cat is dead)
Respondez s`il vous plaid -- (Honk if you`re Scots)
Que sera, serf -- (Life is feudal)
Le roi est mort. Jive le roi -- (The King is dead. No kidding.)
Posh mortem -- (Death styles of the rich and famous)
Pro Bozo publico -- (Support your local clown)
Monage a trois -- (I am three years old)
Felix navidad -- (Our cat has a boat)
Haste cuisine -- (Fast French food)
Veni, vidi, vice -- (I came, I saw, I partied)
Quip pro quo -- (A fast retort)
Aloha oy! -- (Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you should never know)
Mazel ton -- (Lots of luck)
Apres Moe, le deluge -- (Larry and Curly get wet)
Porte-Kochere -- (Sacramental wine)
Iic liebe rich -- (I`m really crazy about having dough)
Fui generis -- (What`s mine is mine)
VISA la France -- (Don`t leave chateau without it)
Ca va sans dirt -- (And that`s not gossip)
Merci rien -- (Thanks for nothin`)
Amicus puriae -- (Platonic friend)
L`etat, c`est moo -- (I`m bossy around here)
L`etat, c`est Moe -- (All the world`s a stooge)