beachdreamz's blog post

Saturday, March 29, 2008, 4:17:51 PM
OK just a quick blog - things are ok with the little one, thank God!. This sounds horrible and yes even funny but the little bugger drank a huge bottle of LISTERINE! No idea what made him do it and no one suspected it was something like that. Apparently they were getting ready to go and he was acting weird but hes a hyper child so they didn't think much of it. Then they told him to put his shoes on and he said he couldn't see them. Then he couldn't stand or make any sense. Hahah classic signs but most people don't look for signs of drunkeness in a 5 year old. I guess they figured it out when he started vomiting and the smell gave him away. At least his parents are having a bit of a break today because the doctor assured them he will be having one major head ache today. LMAO what a little bugger.

I remember once when I was around 7 or so I got sick so my mom had bought a new bottle of Tylenol to give me 2 before bed. The next morning she got up and my brother who was 3 was sitting on her bed eating candy. My mother growled at him and told him he knew better than to eat candy before he had something healthy. His reply..."I did have something healthy! I ate the rest of the things you gave my sister last night." Needless to say it was one quick trip to the hospital where they fed him the junk to induce vomiting.

Oh the joys of children. Somedays I really regret the things I will miss not having any.

Its a Sunny Saturday - enjoy it

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tight_wet_lips on 29-Mar-08 17:17:52
aaahhhhhhh yes....the joys

mdguy on 29-Mar-08 18:49:54
I was nine, and it was half a bottle of Act mouthwash... no headache, but boy did I feel it as it happened.