God you know you are lacking a sex life when the weirdest things turn you on --haha and no I am explaining that one

I've been asked out some lately but I have kind of lost my faith in the male half of the popultaion lately so I have choosen to hang with my friends instead but haha yeah there are just some things friends can't help ya with. Well ok technically I am sure they could but thats not my thing. On the positive side playoffs have started as well as baseball so I am occupied...only these sports are played by men..hot -sweat-smiling-growling-sexy men. God I need some loving, any volunteers?