beachdreamz's blog post - Best Chicken Joke Ever!

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both whom loved to play together. One day the horse fellinto a bog and began to sink. The horse begged the chicken to go get the farmer for help.
The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searchde for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a lenth of rope, hoping to save his friends life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW. He managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse.
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented. Best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later the chciken fell into the mud pit ad soon he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would lift him out of the pit. The chciken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him out, saving his life.
The moral of the story??
IF YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A HORSE YOU DON'T NEED A BMW TO PICK UP CHICKS

HEHE I hereby dedicate this to all my fav "hung" posters =0)