HOW TO BATHE A CAT
How to bathe a cat...
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place the cat in the toilet, close both lids and
stand
on the top, so the cat can not escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore the ruckus
from
inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite
effective.
7. Have someone open the outside door, stand as far from the toilet as
possible and quickly open both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will
air
dry.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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